I hate HATE Asian Moms

If you have one, you'll understand.
If you don't have one, you'll still understand.
If you have one and don't understand, you lucky bitch.

My mom...

1. Believes my friends will drink, therefore pressuring me to drink also. And she thinks we'll all get drunk and have a big wild orgy.

2. Thinks he and I will kiss *oh noes*

3. Thinks he and I will do something very shameful! And if and when we do break up in the future, we'll be so ashamed, we won't be able to look at each other in the eye.

4. Declares kids don't know anything about anything. We live plastic lives. We live easy lives. Easy. Yes, mom. So easy for me.

5. Is only caring for me, and watching out for my life.

6. I don't like this number.

7. We will all have sex. Yes, we will all do it in the 2 bedrooms available.

8. Believes not sending me to after-prom will make my prom experience a lot better.

9. Does not trust my friend's Aunt or Mom.

10. Assumes I will drown. I've been swimming since I was 6-years old.

11. Cannot trust my friends, because she doesn't know them. I tell her I'll introduce them. She says no, I don't want to meet them. You don't give me any other option.

12. Hates America.

13. Dislikes non-Christians.

14. Reminds me I'm a sinner and I sin very much.

15. I need to read the Bible more.

16. Believes adults cannot have friends. I tell her that's sad. She tells me I'm naive and that's just how the world works.

17. If he goes, she tags along to after-prom. If he doesn't go, she won't have to tag along.

18. We're just young babies. Wah.

19. This is how old I am.



Fuck you.