Grumpy Dude called Cops on us

Or at least that grumpy man threatened that he called the cops on us.

I woke up at 5:30 in the morning with a phone call to go biking. I woke up Phuong (who probably did not get enough sleep at all) and got ready to go early morning bicycling. We planned to meet up with my boyfriend in front of his house, and continue our biking journey.

So Phuong and I were on our bikes, only half-awake. On the way, we spotted a poor bird who couldn't fly. We had no idea why, but we wanted to help it. Somehow I ended up calling my sister, and somehow we picked up the bird, put it in a paper bag, and ended up carrying it to Warren's house.

Unfortunately, by the time we met up with my boyfriend, the bird was dead.

We, teenagers, decided it would be funny to put the bag in front of a house. Yes, we were stupid, and why yes, it was a joke.

As we biked away, I saw the man staring at us. I heard a grunt.

We biked for a good 20 minutes, and decided to go back to the man, take the bird back, and apologize. And that's exactly what we did. Or, Warren did. He wanted for us to wait in the corner.

Apparently the guy was too stubborn and too tight to listen to Warren's apology. He cursed my boyfriend out, all angry and impatient. He threatened the police were going to get him. After all that, Warren came over to us and we continued biking, frustrated that the man was so mad.

Later on, we met him at Dunkin' Donuts. Yeah, it is a small world after all.

He asked for Warren's name, address, and if his parents were home or not.

I thought, seriously? What is your problem man? It was a joke. Haven't you ever done that as a kid? A teenager? I'm sorry if you were an ex-military sargeant, but we are not your soldiers and we are not going to listen to your orders. Let the cops come, what are they going to do? Arrest us for putting a dead bird in front of your door as a joke? Loosen up. I'm sorry your kids hate you. I'm sorry you were abused as a child. I'm sorry you are mentally retarded. I'm sorry you only know hatred. You are a cold hearted man. No, you're not a man. You're a bitch.

I feel sorry for you. That's a lie, but I said it anyway, because you're so pathetic.