Poker?

I'm trying to learn poker right now, but why the heck is it so confusing!?

I can't even begin to memorize the suits! I have such a terrible memory! What the heck...

And then I have to memorize the flush and whatever...

It's too confusing!

I want to learn because everybody else knows how to play, but... ahhh. My small brain can't take it.


I don't even know what this is called.

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